Nine traits of the veteran network admin

Born or made, network admins share certain defining characteristics. Here are but nine

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Veteran network admin trait No. 6: We calculate subnet masks and CIDR as easily as breathing
I think it's safe to say that perhaps outside of the common Class C netmask, the overwhelming majority of humans do not understand subnetting, or CIDR. For network admins, this is as intrinsic and involuntary to our brain as breathing. It's not just knowing that a /28 is a netmask of 255.255.255.240, and that it describes 16 addresses, 14 usable, or where subnet boundaries lie. It's the ability to collapse large numbers of smaller subnets into larger descriptors in order to reduce routing table sizes, ACL applications, and a wide variety of other internal networking tasks. When we see contiguous networks sliced into smaller chunks in an ACL, yet with identical rules applied, we get agita. A /19 is a much better idea than a collection of /24s. The same applies to wildmasks.

Veteran network admin trait No. 7: We do not tolerate bugs; they are of the devil
On occasion, conventional troubleshooting or building new networks run into an unexplainable blocking issue. After poring over configurations, sketching out connections, routes, and forwarding tables, and running debugs, one is brought no closer to solving the problem. This is the unholy area of networking inhabited by the software bug. Network admins think of switching and routing software bugs as personal attacks, and they will usually excoriate a vendor when one is discovered. This is because before the determination is made that the problem is due to a bug, nothing makes sense whatsoever. It completely violates years of experience and knowledge, throws waste to logic, and causes immense amounts of stress and turmoil. You might think of it as if you spontaneously transmogrified into a difference species. Everything you've ever known suddenly does not apply, yet here you are.

Veteran network admin trait No. 8: We can read live packet streams and write highly complex filters in our sleep
Few items in networking and computing are even remotely similar to how they're portrayed on TV and in movies. The terminal window with text rapidly scrolling past, however, is one of them. In the sys admin world, that's usually a log file tail. In the networking world, it's usually a packet dump. Depending on what we're trying to do, we may quickly call up a packet capture on a live circuit and watch packets fly by in real time. It's not gibberish. We're looking for telltale signs, and we'll winnow down our capture using filters until we've found what we're looking for. Speed is usually of the essence in these cases, so we're well versed in BPF filtering syntax. Also, we tend to notice really strange things like IP headers that "just don't look right" and other oddities that may as well be alphabet soup to most people. Some people speak Klingon. We speak IP.

Veteran network admin trait No. 9: We take big risks all the time
Network admins tend to work on many remote devices. Unlike server admins who can pull up a console if the server is otherwise inaccessible via the network, we usually have no such luxury. This means that changes we make to certain devices carry with them the ever-present threat of the loss of connection. Basically, we're always a missed keystroke or two away from making a problem worse, or causing a big problem where none previously existed. While making a change to a remote switch and applying that change to port 34 instead of port 35, say, we could inadvertently cause a complete lack of connectivity to the remote site, taking who knows what offline until the device is power-cycled or we -- or worse, someone else -- drive over to fix it manually. Ideally, this shouldn't happen in the middle of the night, but given the usual timing of network maintenance windows, it often does. Oh, and we sometimes have to make changes to remote devices knowing that if anything goes slightly wrong, we will lose connectivity -- such as when changing Internet providers at a remote site and reconfiguring the firewall with a script because we have no other persistent connection to it. We live with this understanding all day, every day. 

I hope that this insight into the extremely logical, yet consistently dangerous world of the network admin has shed some light on how we work and how we think. I don't expect it to curtail the repeated claims of the network being down, but maybe it's a start. In fact, if you're reading this and you are not a network admin, perhaps you should find the closest one and buy him or her a cup of coffee. They could probably use it.

This story, "Nine traits of the veteran network admin," was originally published at InfoWorld.com. Read more of Paul Venezia's The Deep End blog at InfoWorld.com. For the latest business technology news, follow InfoWorld.com on Twitter.

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