"Are they ever going to come out with something that will make our computers moist and chewy like cake so we can just eat them while we're working?"
I won't reveal the answer. But the tagline is "The Future - Delicious." So expect more on that theme to come.
The big news for Microsoft? That the Gates-Seinfeld gambit is actually not lame. And any thing Microsoft can do that isn't lame is a vast improvement. Unfortunately, they're wasting their time and Seinfeld's $10 million fee trying to promote Vista. That train has left the station. Microsoft will eventually kill off its limited XP "downgrade" program. People will upgrade when they buy new Windows PCs because they have no other choice. Or they'll hang on for Windows 7, hoping against all historical precedent that it will, finally, be the Windows that Works, if not the one that's moist and chewy.
Where do you stand on Vista? Have you finally caved? And does Gates have an unusually large buttocks or what? Post your thoughts below or email me direct: cringe (at) infoworld (dot) com.