If HP's board fires Léo Apotheker as rumored, one of the following candidates may turn out to be the new CEO
You don't become the vice president of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming at GE/NBC (now Kabletown) if you're not really good at what you do, as Jack proves on the TV show "30 Rock."
Pros: He's had hands-on product design success in the form of the Trivection oven. He won the Amory Blaine Handsomeness Scholarship to Princeton and wrote a memoir, "Jack Attack: The Art of Aggression in Business." He's a Six Sigma Black Belt Ultra, with groin branding to prove it, and as a Christmas present, he got his assistant's sister out of a North Korean jail.
Cons: He has no experience in the Silicon Valley or even the West Coast. He was unfamiliar with social networking until the receptionist signed him up for YouFace (status: Weirdsies). He once claimed, "I am god!" during a deposition. He's not a real person.