September 08, 2009

Dirty vendor tricks

From magical demos to deceptive pricing and fictional charges, here are the six most devious tricks vendors use to get their hands in your pocket

Enterprise software and service vendors are a tricky bunch. Like skilled magicians, they use sleight of hand and misdirection to pull cash from your company's coffers.

How do they do it? It starts with the demo (which always works perfectly). Then they offer a price that sounds too good to be true (because they plan to make up the difference in change orders and maintenance fees). Once they've got you, they'll lock you in using every tactic they can muster. Better check your bill, because odds are you're getting charged for stuff you didn't actually buy. And just when you've got everything running smoothly, you'll be hit up for an upgrade -- whether you need one or not.

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We dove headfirst into this nefarious world and identified some of the worst practices. Due to the sensitive nature of this material, some people's names have been changed. Though we don't call out the specific vendors for their dirty deeds, you'll probably recognize the tactics they employ.

Dirty vendor trick No. 1: The magic demo
Here's a classic from the sneaky vendor bag of tricks. Whatever your company needs, their enterprise software package can deliver it -- and they've got a sweet canned demo and an impressive collection of PowerPoint slides to prove it.

Yet you wouldn't believe how many organizations -- including Fortune 500 companies -- fall for this, says Natalie Petouhoff, a senior analyst who covers CRM, customer service, and social media for Forrester Research.

"I think the software industry is kind of dirty," says Petouhoff. "The people who are buying the software may only see this kind of dog-and-pony show one or two times in their careers. They don't know that the demo is rigged. They think this is how the software actually works."

Most vendors don't start out intentionally trying to deceive customers, says Petouhoff. But they often find themselves competing with companies that do. And the vendor who does an honest warts-and-all demo risks losing that sale to another vendor that promises the moon, even if it can only deliver moon pies.

Some of the blame also falls on the customer, she adds. Many decision-makers don't have the experience to know when they're being snowed or enough interest in the technology to learn what it can and can't do. And the stakes for confusing the demo with the actual product can be huge.

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BigRonG 8-Sep-09 10:42am
Unethical sales staffs aren't just hard on the customers. I had the misfortune to work for a manufacturing software company a number of years ago. It was their common practice to sell the customer whatever they wanted by crafting 'demo' screens in the breaks during the demo. It was then the task of the consulting wing of programmers to write this code seamlessly into the product while onsite ostensibly installing the product. If the customer complained about any one area, the charges for other areas would be boosted an equivalent amount. I was the 'new' guy in a team of 4-6 people on several projects. Somehow all the customer complaints involved my area. When they didn't want to pay for changes we were adding, I had offended the customer. Finally, I was asked to resign although the company admitted that it found that the work I was doing 'acceptable'. However, it told me that no one wanted to work with me. Certainly, the next lowest guy on the totem pole hated to see me go. He had previously confided that he really liked the fact that he was no longer having to do the 'trickiest' part of the implementations. If I had a few less years of consulting under my belt, it would have been a devastating blow to my self-confidence. As it was, I realized that by firing a worker, the company would be able to continue its practice of over-billing its customers.
JT Pedersen 8-Sep-09 11:04am
As someone having sat on both sides of the table (vendor/customer), I wholeheartedly agree with Forrester's Petouhoff. "I think everyone in charge of buying software should work for a software company or a systems integrator at some point in their careers. If they actually sat in those seats they'd understand the secrets of both worlds and be better prepared..." Shortly after moving from the vendor to the consumer side of the house (and in turn myself still being a vendor), I immediately appreciated having sat on the other side. It would be a good idea for any company to require that staff in the roles of RFP evaluator, purchasing agent, or others responsible for major purchases, to have had prior vendor sales-side experience. I'm sure the vendors that called on me began to see me as a different breed. I knew how to leverage their help when desired, also how to cut to the chase or short-circuit the sales process when required as well. JT Pedersen
Geoffster 8-Sep-09 2:23pm
Working for a software vendor that does not adhere to such practices I can say that companies that do as the author suggests eventually get the reputation they deserve. Often products get selected because of slight of hand but just as often someone on the selection side has a vested interest in the selection when other better candidates exist. Having a try before you buy evaluation is one of the best way to ensure the company is getting what they pay for,however, expecting any Out of the Box solution a.k.a. Off the Shelf solution to be perfect for a companies particular needs can also be unrealistic. Good solutions should manage in a variety of verticals and be configurable but will not necessarily be tailored to any specific vertical. As in all things it should be "buyer beware" but if the prospect does a test drive and that test meets expectations then then vendor should not be held to a higher standard of functionality not promised or shown if later on there appears from the customers point a "must have" feature. Mature capable solutions should stand on their on merit.

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