June 26, 2009

Want the latest greatest Windows ever? Operators are standing by!

Microsoft trims Windows 7 prices in the hopes of convincing people to pony up. Cringely catches a bad case of discount fever.

At Crazy Cringely's House of Windows Upgrades, we're slashin' prices to the bone. Are you jonesin' to upgrade from Vista Home Premium to Windows 7 Home Premium? It won't cost you $129. Not $127, or even $124. Just $119.99 -- a savings of nearly 8 percent over the cost of upgrading from XP to Vista! Can you believe it?

Hey, I told you we were crazy. But wait, there's more.

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For a Limited Time Only, you can upgrade to Windows 7 for just $49.99! That's right -- for less than the cost of a dinner and a movie, you can preorder your copy of Win7 and have it shipped to you next October. (Offer only available from participating retailers in participating markets, ends July 11, void where prohibited by law.)

But the deals don't end there. We're selling the full version of Windows 7 Home Premium for just $199.99 -- a full $40 off the price of Vista Home Premium! That's two Andrew Jacksons you slip right back into you pocket -- or, better yet, put them toward those support calls you'll be making to Microsoft two days after the warranty runs out.

But you're a power user, I can tell. You want the Full Monty, all that Windows has to offer. And that means Windows 7 Professional or Windows 7 Ultimate. And you can get them too, for $199.99 and $219.99 (upgrade) or $299.99 and $319.99 (full versions). That's a discount off current Vista prices of exactly, well, zero.

Now I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Times are tough, Cringe. We can barely put food on the table, let alone drop $200 or $300 on what could turn out to be yet another disappointing Microsoft operating system." Well, we have a deal for you. You can upgrade to Windows 7 ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Yes, that's right. For no money down and no money later, you can have the latest, greatest, most whiz-bangiest Windows system ever made (at least, until the next version comes out) and it won't cost you a plug nickel.

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bwomble 26-Jun-09 8:58am
Gee, that is underwhelming isn't it?
vakog 26-Jun-09 9:27am
1) Put Vista PC on eBay 2) Buy Apple Mac 3) Regrow hair pulled out during last 18 months with Vista 4) Stop taking hypertension medication 5) Talk to family in calm (per Vista) tones or pay $'s for Vista upgrade, more meds, wigs/caps, divorce, counselling.... tough call !
Dilbert 26-Jun-09 9:37am
I think the Cringester has it exactly right... a side show smoke and mirrors show by Microsoft. Vista Ultimate was an ultimate side-show rip-off and now they expect us to pay $300 for 7 Ultimate? Hey I'll sell you the Ultimate Vista version for $219 then if Microsoft wants to pay me the extra $81 I'll take a copy of their 7 Ultimate off their hands. Thats the only way I'm going to spend a cent on it. Screw me once......
DaveLindhout 26-Jun-09 9:39am
I'm jonesin' Cringe, I need a fix. So let me get this straight, if I'm running XP Pro, am I eligible for the upgraded version ...
chuckbo 26-Jun-09 11:11am
But seriously, really, this has to be one of the slickest, most brilliant ploys ever devised by Microsoft! They offer a 50% discount so people will buy the product months before it's released and reviewed. And by the time we all discover its another piece of junk, it's too late, and Microsoft can already count us in the list of people who excitedly upgraded. Incredibly brilliant.
gratefulEd 26-Jun-09 11:36am
stick a fork in 'em… its actually sad that the economy is what will drive the awakening of common sense reality that they have been sucking people money and delivering substandard code for twenty five years and effectively haven't produced anything new in ten. All they have done is fix stuff that was supposed to work when it was first announced/shipped and they act like they are "innovating". Toodles monkeyboy, we'll miss your excitement and enthusiasm and most of all your dancing…
GreeneConsulting 26-Jun-09 4:51pm
What gets me is I doing the testing with the Full Ultimate version of Win7 but the offer me the Home Premium! version at $49 but I have to pay more for the best version? Er? what is the deal here or am I missing something? The RC isn't ready and even if it is not out to Oct there will tons of problem I can see when the third party stuff is added by computer makers. I would love an OEM with no added BS just set up the test system i will need to trouble shot for how ever long win 7 stays going..Vista didn't last that long did it?
yeskay 27-Jun-09 12:10am

Throw it out of the window and bung in Ubuntu.

And the economy will bloom. Obama will get re-elected.

And you'll live happily ever after.

S.K

abqhapuna 28-Jun-09 3:58pm

Nice and all that - what about us poor sots who bit the bullet LAST month? Here we are left holding the Vista bag of S***... (and it does smell...) How typical.

Luteguy 30-Jun-09 8:19am
I'm still very happy with XP. If Windows 7 looks decent, and will perform OK on my older hardware, I might pay...say, $40 for it. Otherwise forget it.
Wretched 30-Jun-09 12:10pm
Seriously, how many ppl actually upgrade a machine to a new OS? If it does what you want, whats the point? I only do it every few years when I buy a new pc. I think you're straining for subjects.

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