May 04, 2009

True believers: The biggest cults in tech

You may be a member of one of these IT cults or simply know someone who is. Here's what makes each cult tick.

Tech cult No. 1: The Way of the Palm
Established: 1996
Gathering of the tribes: The Palm Forums
Major deities: Jeff Hawkins, Donna Dubinsky
Sacred relics: Pilot 1000 and Pilot 5000
Mantra: The Pre will set us free

When Jonathan Ezor walked into a J&R Music store in the fall of 1996 and encountered his first Pilot 1000, it wasn't exactly a religious experience, but it was life-altering. He immediately began speaking in tongues -- or, more accurately, writing in flawless Graffiti, the Pilot's handwriting recognition alphabet.

"I picked up the stylus, was able to correctly write my name on the first try, and was hooked," says Ezor, an assistant professor of law and technology at Touro Law Center and an associate writer at the PalmAddict blog. "I became an evangelist shortly after that."

[ Good news for the Palm priesthood: Palm has ordained the Pre will run "classic" Palm apps. ]

Ezor says he's owned seven Palm PDAs in his life (he currently uses a TX) and estimates he's personally converted at least 200 people to the Way of Palm. He also admits that, on the rare occasions he uses pen and paper, he sometimes finds himself writing in Graffiti.

"Palm has just always gotten how people need to work," says Ezor. "They were open from the outset with their software. They had hot-syncing. Back then if you lost your Filofax, you lost your life. I can find every note I've ever taken back to 1996. I challenge anyone who uses legal pads to do that."

You can identify true devotees because they're the ones standing around beaming contact info and free apps to each other through their Palms' IR ports, says Ezor. Another bizarre ritualistic practice: Using their Palms as TV remotes.

But it's been a difficult few years in the desert for the Palmists. After a promising start, the company was acquired, reacquired, and spun off. The original Palm prophets, Jeff Hawkins and Donna Dubinsky, left to form Handspring, then later rejoined the Palm fold. The company opened up its hardware to heretical operating systems (Windows Mobile), causing dismay among the faithful, who watched helplessly as the BlackBerry and the iPhone passed them by. Now, with the coming of the Pre smartphone and WebOS, Palm's resurrection may finally be at hand.

Of course, there are the inevitable factions and feuds. Ezor believes Palm's rivalry with Microsoft in 1990s was overblown, but he sees Pre acolytes online eyeing St. Steven's Church of the Almighty iPhone with increasing vitriol.

"I think the true believers are the ones who had the Pilot 1000 or 5000, who jumped on the Palm before it went mainstream," he says. "And the orthodox sect belongs to people who prefer Graffiti 1 over Graffiti 2."

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Denjiro 4-May-09 2:47pm
This article is complete fail without mentioning Apple. While the average Apple user is normal, its rabid fans are as cult-like a group as any.
Macemx 4-May-09 5:00pm
InfoWorld: Interesting stuff! Nice to see some inspired thought behind the selections, and not the expected, paint-by-numbers "Cult of Apple, High Priest Steve Jobs, LOL" twaddle one sees from lazier sources. I wouldn't at all object to a mention of the Cult of Microsoft. Members tossing away billions of dollars for products that don't work, and then doing it again, and again, and again, because "that's just how it's done"... What's more cultish than that?
miamicanes 4-May-09 6:33pm
You obviously weren't an Amiga owner during the late 80s (or a Mac/ST owner relentlessly and mercilessly assaulted daily by them). Even back then, we all knew the Amiga wasn't just a computer... it was a religion and way of life. I still look fondly back on the happy days when I could get up every morning and know beyond any shadow of doubt that my computer was superior to everyone else's... well, besides the guy down the hall who bought his ${newer.faster.amiga} last week. When the Amiga's long, slow march into the sunset began, and I finally bought a PC... I was lost. Compared to what ex-Amiga owners went through, ex-Scientologists have it easy... at least THEIR friends still talk to them (if only to try and bring them back into the fold). When I sold my Amiga and bought my first PC, I instantly became an untouchable heretic... partly, because everyone else knew the same fate was ultimately waiting for them, and that someday THEY'D have to suffer the indignity of crawling into the "Pee Cee" camp, too. Maybe even write (ick) realmode assembly (shudders). Few people realize that the birth of the PC game industry (and hardware arms race that continues today, with the highest-end hardware targeted to gamers instead of servers & CAD users) occured about a year after the Amiga's de-facto death. It's not a coincidence. Pre-'94, the PC universe was full of companies that couldn't bear the thought of selling games that couldn't run on a 4.77MHz (ok, maybe 8 or 10MHz) 8088 with 256k and a CGA card. Or, if it was a REALLY high-end game, a 286. Now, add to the mix a few hundred former Amiga programmers used to the idea that if a game sold 50,000 copies, it was direct proof that God existed, owned a copy of their game, and enjoyed it immensely. They realized that even if you wrote off every PC in existence with less than a 486-DX2/66, a local bus videocard with at least a meg of VRAM, 4 megs of system ram, and a Gravis Ultrasound (or maybe a SBpro), you'd STILL have 10 times as many potential customers as the Amiga had on its best day in history. And from the darkness came Comanche: Maximum Overkill, bringing voxelspace out of Amiga demos and into a real videogame. Followed shortly thereafter by Doom, of course. Even today, I can still sniff out the former Amiga owners. Almost none have Macs (deep down we know it's really a Unix box now, but old prejudices die hard... you say "Mac", we think "Etch-a-sketch" for clueless people who merely USED computers, as opposed to LIVED with them). Interestingly, few are Linux users, either. At least, not as a culture and steady diet. Former Amiga owners generally love the idea of Linux and grow fonder of it by the day, but Windows95 (and real support for our high end hardware, for the first time in our lives) really WAS a major life turning point. See, if you owned an Amiga 2500, 3000, or basically anything besides an A500 with 512k and a floppy, only one thing was certain: it would never, ever work properly with most of the programs you tried to use... especially not European games. ..//
\X/ Only Amiga made it possible ;-)

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