October 05, 2009

Tablet PCs meet toilet PCs

Tablet PC mania is gripping the Net. But whether it's the Apple iPad, Microsoft Courier, or HP Whatever, one device alone won't be enough

You can't stumble around the Internet these days without bumping into it. News, rumor, speculation, and hot gossip about -- no, not David Letterman's love life (who knew he had one?) or the Jon and Kate Gosselin train wreck -- tablet PCs.

Yes, over the last year the PC's buck-toothed, developmentally challenged second cousin from the sticks has become an Internet darling.

[ Back in the realm of real products, Cringely asks: Where oh where is that 8-hour laptop? | Stay up to date on Robert X. Cringely's musings and observations with InfoWorld's Notes from the Underground newsletter. ]

As the New York Times' Brad Stone and Ashlee Vance so aptly summarize:

Tablets have been around in various forms for two decades, thus far delivering little other than memorable failure. Nonetheless, the new batch of devices has gripped the imagination of tech executives, bloggers and gadget hounds, who are projecting their wildest dreams onto these literal blank slates.

The Times reports Apple has been working on a tablet PC since 2003 -- or about as long as Steve Jobs has been publicly dissing the concept. (Jobs' alleged one-sentence dismissal: "What are these things good for besides surfing the Web on the toilet?")

No matter. Every week brings more "details" about an Apple tablet that Apple claims to know nothing about. A former Newton marketing weasel pro rejoins Apple, and it's yet another sign that the iPad will soon appear, borne aloft by angels next January or possibly February or maybe March.

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Kernos 5-Oct-09 11:31am
I want a tablet workstation, like Jake had on ST-DS9, fold-out, roll-up etc with handwriting and voice input and enuf power to take HD movies and encode them and a few minutes.
rrosen 5-Oct-09 12:06pm
And if you don't have good, high speed connectivity everywhere (EDGE isn't it), no matter how cool the tablet is, it won't do you any good. I wish they'd solve the high speed connectivity problem first.
dstein42 5-Oct-09 12:21pm
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I've owned a non-multi-touch tablet (HP tx2120) for about 2 years (and will get HP's multitouch this month when Win7 comes out). I've been running Windows 7 Release Candidate since it was made public - with no problems.

In most places I can get Wifi (haven't needed EDGE or WiMax yet).

The ability to write smoothly with a Wacom pen and use my finger for anything else (or the keyboard when I have to type a lot) makes this a very useful device.

In meetings, I tend to mix sketches and diagrams with any text notes. Using Microsoft Office OneNote, I can do this and keep a searchable, emailable record of all notes.

My tablet has a decent dual-core AMD chip along with 4GB RAM and 200GB hard drive. I compfortably run the .NET 3.5 stack with SQL 2008 and Visual Studio. This makes it a good developer laptop as well.

Finally, Microsoft's Silverlight 3 supports multitouch hardware so if I felt like developing a cool game, I could.

Doug

Dinosaur 5-Oct-09 6:03pm
Yes, a tablet that you do real work on, take notes/sketches, read documents comfortably etc. I've been waiting vainly for a decent one but nobody is building! Long battery life too, massive speed isn't important but flexibility is. I'm not talking about some cool, throw away next fad Apple device that 'looks cool' but is otherwise totally worthless for real work. I want something useful. I don't care about web connectivity that much but I suppose if it's to have any mass market drive then you'll need to get the twidiots interested too.
Gray_Hair 5-Oct-09 12:31pm
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We do not have a high speed connectivity problem, the technology exists. Our problem is the BIG telcos want us to give them the M$FT taxation license and total control of access. What we need is CarterFone for wireless!!

Oh! And Cringe, what I want is fingerless gloves (biker already wear some) that virtualize a keyboard anywhere, and Geordi specs that (O.K. plan specs will do if they) virtualize a a hi-res display anywhere I look, as well as a hi-fi sound field around my ears, all connected by a PAN (Personal Area Network) hosting an UberPod PC2E (Personal Connection/Compute Engine) that speaks cell phone, WiMax, WiFi, and whatever else RF based gobbledegook is necessary to let me snoop into everybody's business anywhere. Oh, and give it one kicka** SSH client. U lurkin' Mr. Jobs?

Gray_Hair 5-Oct-09 12:37pm
Oops, sorry, make that, "virtualize a keyboard/trackball anywhere"...
hypermark 5-Oct-09 5:12pm
I think you hit the nail on the head in terms of user demand. The segmentation on this actually seems fairly clear. In a lot of households, there is a need for an extra device that is your companion in the living room, travels with you to the coffee shop (or on the bus), doesn't get screwed up if you are eating/computing at the same time (no physical keyboard), can run all of your media in an elegant fashion, and can keep the kids entertained in the car (85K apps is a good STARTING point for this device). Plus, the premise of true multi-touch means more fingers on the screen at the same time, which necessitates a larger screen than iPhone/iPod Touch. A key question remains about the iPhone v. Mac computing model distinction, although I would note that there is nothing incongruent with Apple coming up with some new runtime variant that can run on the Mac and iPhone platforms, perhaps some unannounced piece of functionality in Snow Leopard. If I am right, this would make it a trojan horse to turn at least some of the 120K iPhone developers into Mac developers. Food for thought, and something that I blogged about in: Apple, the ‘Boomer’ Tablet and the Matrix http://bit.ly/DwziS Check it out if interested. Mark
blankreg 5-Oct-09 9:14pm
Ok, folks. Look. I already got one of these. Got all that stuff and more. Stuff you can't even imagine. Free. Me and Stevie were talking just the other day. He took it into the Men's for a few minits. Ok. Longer. Came out and said he loved it. You gotta give him credit. He knows it when he sees it (a la Xerox, etc). He loved the inter-galactic WiFi. But I ain't dropping names... exactly. And Steve made me promise not to mention his black turtleneck. So I won't. But this little wonder dropped out of the sky while I was on my way to the library at MIT, and I have been with it ever since. Wonderful. I'm a hit this week. Everyone at MIT thinks I'm amazing. But it won't last. Someone in the next dorm is working on this potato gun that will change the way we think about America... or so they say. The only problem is that those folks from Venus said I can't actually dismantle the darned thing. Made me sign a no-reverse E clause... all that. I can't give it to Man... oops! sorry Girls..... Human Kind just yet. The Venutians are still in Beta. You gotta love it.... Reg
Beney 6-Oct-09 8:37am
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Cringe, It's not "the sticks", it's "the Styx". The reference is from ancient mythology, Greek I believe. Mythology held that the river Styx ran along the border between the "underworld" - the world of the dead - and the world of the living. No one at the time knew the borders of the "known world", so the expression was sometimes used in reference to the land beyond the known world. FWIW...
Loerps 6-Oct-09 12:14pm
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The only reference I've ever heard related to this is to the effect that someone is "from the sticks", never "from across the Styx" or "from beyond the Styx". Could be that there has been a reference like yours sometime in the past, but based on common usage I'd say the Cringe's use of the phrase needed no correction.
Robert X. Cringely 12-Oct-09 4:40am
actually, @beney is right, because I was referring to Styx the band. that buck-toothed second cousin does a wicked drum solo on "Lady."
- rxc
iSlate 7-Nov-09 10:57pm
Out of all the tablet PCs, the Apple iSlate will come out the winner. www.islate.org

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