April 27, 2009

One swine flu over the cuckoo's nest

What's worse, a global pandemic or a Twitter-induced panic about one? Cringely says problems with social media are just symptoms of a larger disease.

First, I'd like to allay the fears of all those in Cringeville. You cannot catch swine flu by using Twitter -- even if you're one of Porky's followers. But you wouldn't know it by looking at the swirl of misinformation and panic that has flooded everybody's favorite microblog.

Net.effect's Evgeny Morozov says the swine flu has turned the Twitterati into the jitterati:

There are quite a few reasons to be concerned about Twitter's role in facilitating an unnecessary global panic about swine flu...  having millions of people wrap up all their fears into 140 characters and blurt them out in the public might have some dangerous consequences, networked panic being one of them.

What could happen? People shun bacon and ham, sending the pork bellies market into freefall. People cancel their travel plans, especially to Latin America, and walk around wearing surgical masks. People with head colds decide they're really dying from a porcine-borne bug and flood emergency rooms. That in turn could cause shortages of the Tamiflu vaccine for those who actually need it.

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And did you know that swine flu isn't really a flu at all but an attack of Advanced Biological Warfare aimed at reconfiguring our DNA? Hey I read it on the Interwebs, so it must be true.

In fact, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has its own Twitter feed, which as I write this boasts 14,139 followers, or only 1,439,680 less than Ashton Kutcher. Its latest tweet:

20 confirmed cases of swine flu in U.S. 1 hospitalized. All have fully recovered. http://bit.ly/uycgL #swineflu

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wilsonrob61 27-Apr-09 7:26am
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Cringely - cuckoo's nest etc -Tamiflu is not a vaccine (those stimulate the immune system) -there is no vaccine for the swine influenza now circulating -Tamiflu is an antiviral, to use to attack a viral infection Crotchety Old Doc
Robert X. Cringely 28-Apr-09 1:44pm
thanks doc. now about this pain I've been having in my lower back..... rxc
jsulliva50 27-Apr-09 12:18pm
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You wrote "I think it's only a matter of time before the next generation of cyber-terrorists – those who are smart about social media, are familiar with modern information flows, and are knowledgeable about human networks – take advantage of the escalating fears over the next epidemic and pollute the networked public sphere with scares that would essentially paralyze the global economy." Like things the government does, such as hyping of global warming, carbon emissions caps, banking bailouts, etc?
Robert X. Cringely 27-Apr-09 2:43pm
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well, first, I was quoting Evgeny Morozov (that's that those indents mean). second, not sure how 'hyping' of global warming is paralyzing anything except maybe those polar bears who no longer have ice floes to sleep on. the 'I don't believe global warming is real' crowd are kind of like the flat earthers these days -- don't sail to close to the horizon, you might fall off the edge. rxc
Jack Ash 28-Apr-09 6:55am
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Ouch. I assumed, from your display of common sense regarding the swine flu hysteria, that the very same common sense would lead you to a different position regarding "Global Warming." It is, from what my research has shown, derived from exactly the same sort of mis/dis-information which has caused the Twitterized world to short circuit recently. I admire, and am sometimes caught off guard by, your sharp sarcasm, so I re-read your response to be sure I didn't miss any carefully placed irony. Unfortunately, I didn't. The "I believe Global Warming is real" crowd are kind of like the flat earthers these days - Don't sail too close to the horizon, you might have a Titanic moment.
Robert X. Cringely 28-Apr-09 1:48pm
well, having a Titanic moment is rather unlikely, because pretty soon there won't be any icebergs left. but hey, maybe you're right and the vast majority of the world's climatologists are wrong. I just hope you don't live too close to the coast. (suggestion: buy hip boots now, while they're still cheap.) peace out, rxc
JIMTHEBOSS 28-Apr-09 1:09am
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THIS SWAINE FLU STUFF IS OBVLIOUDSLY SMOETHIG THAT BUSCH CAME UP WITH JSUT LIKE GOBAL WRAMIG AND GAY MIRRAIGE
Copterhead 1-May-09 8:43am
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Please don't text while driving.

Robert X. Cringely 1-May-09 5:25pm
or drinking.
Luteguy 4-May-09 10:14am
How did the first person get this "H1N1 Influenza A" (that's what we're supposed to call it) virus, anyway? Did they tickle their sick pig's nose and it sneezed on them?
cobalt60 7-May-09 9:54am
I believe you pegged it with "it's about the ratings, baby". It's a good idea to keep this in perspective if one starts paying too much attention to what is foisted on us by mainstream mass media in any of its incarnations, whether it be news, entertainment or opinion. The truth is usually somewhere close to what feels intuitively right and a hundred and eighty degrees from whatever the talking heads and the masses are all yammering about. Snark attack because it's funny because it's true: "Virtualization" is the "swine flu" of the IT rags. Only "the cloud" comes close. ;-)
ktk222 26-Jun-09 9:09am
ok. this is why twitter facebook myspace and all the other interet newtorking sites are starting to become just plain useless and dumb... and making people dumber at that. is this for real? do people REALLY think they can catch sicknessess and dieases over the internet? and why must we be friends with people that we dont know in person and will never know?! i think these things should be limited restricted to some kind of extent.

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