Profile: Your company can't run without him -- and he knows it. Fortunately, he likes dealing with machines far more than people, so you can rest easy, confident that he spends way more time keeping your systems up and running than may even be necessary. Friends? Who needs friends? That's why God invented computers.
"This is the person on the team who will agree to do the 48-hour server upgrade on the weekend and have everything up and running by 6 a.m. Monday -- all for two extra-large pizzas and a case of Red Bull," says Jewell. "He's very helpful around the office because people interact with him -- unlike his dolls at home."
But get on his bad side, warns Jewell, and you'll find yourself swiftly locked out of all your computer accounts -- and possibly your home and your bank accounts as well.
- Hobbies: Getting certifications; writing network security subroutines in binary code to safeguard logic bombs or surreptitious SQL queries to the HR database
- Last book read: "Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks"
- Greatest accomplishment: Holding the network hostage by refusing to release passwords to the Empty Suit
- Identifying marks: Handcuffs and an orange jumpsuit
- Role model: Terry Childs
- Most resembles: Terry Childs
IT personality type No. 3: The Human Roadblock