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IT professionals have to have a sense of humor, as they deal with crises, sometimes mind-numbing projects, and the vagaries of users' and management's human nature. So they tend to have a wicked sense of humor.
InfoWorld seeks the best of that humor, which we will publish for the whole world to see on March 31, just in time for April Fool's Day. Send us your best IT jokes via e-mail by March 15, 2008, to jokes@infoworld.com. Audio and video submissions are welcome as well. We'll pick the best and credit the originators (be sure to provide at least your name, city, and state or country).
This whitepaper explains the terminology and concepts behind Data Replication technologies and establishes some sizing rules through worked examples. Learn the new paradigm in disaster tolerance—protect data anywhere.
Download now »Server virtualization is a popular option for dealing with mounting datacenter costs. Another equally promising approach is the use of an Application Delivery Controller. Citrix NetScaler provides a low-cost way for organizations to reduce their server count and accrue cost savings from a reduction in space, cooling, power and personnel.
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The emergence of WLANs has created a new breed of security threats to enterprise networks.
Included in HP ProCurve WLAN solutions is security technology that alleviates threats from WLANs through:
* Monitoring wireless activity inside and out of the enterprise
* Classifying WLAN transmissions into harmful and harmless
* Preventing transmissions that pose a security threat to the enterprise network
* Locating participating devices for physical remediation
Effectively address data protection challenges, implementing solutions that help store and protect businesscritical data while cutting costs and improving efficiency and reliability.
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