Like, for example, ""Google Strokes Porn Guy" (April 2007), "Google Scares Senate" (September 2007), and "Google Glitch Causes Surfers to Reap Pages of Fear" (February 2009). Thank you, Google's Matt Cutts, for digging up those gems.
As Download Squad's Lee
Michael Mathews opines, "Oh God, please get the New York Post out of my tech news."
FYI, There is no truth to the rumor that Sergey Brin has locked himself in a conference room with explosives and half a dozen of his top coders, vowing to either out-"Bing" Bing or blow himself up. Remember: If you saw it on the Web (or in the New York Post), there's a good chance it's not really true (unless, of course, you read it at www.infoworld.com, where we publish the truth, whole and nothing but).
What strikes fear into your hearts? I bet it's not a search engine. Post your thoughts below or e-mail me: email@example.com.