April 06, 2009

Even dirtier IT jobs: The muck stops here

More dirty tech deeds, done dirt cheap

Hey, we can't all have careers at Google. Sometimes when you work in IT, you have to hold your nose and hope for the best.

Last year we named "The 7 dirtiest jobs in IT," but we barely scratched the topic's grime-caked surface. In the world of technology, there's plenty of dirt to go around.

You may be ordered to crawl into the nastiest corners of your office -- or to explore the nastiest corners of the Web. You may be required to stare zombie-like at a network monitoring console, waiting (possibly hoping) for the alarms to go off, or be chained to an endless series of spreadsheets and Word docs, looking for minute differences in data. You may end up berated, belittled, or sobbed at for circumstances that have nothing to do with you.

And at some point in your IT career, you will probably be asked to spy on your fellow employees -- or even your boss -- and fearlessly report what you find.

[ Have your own tale of dirty duty in IT? Share it in our forum. ]

These seven jobs are not for the faint of heart or the weak of stomach. But they're out there; in these dark economic times, you might consider yourself lucky to have one of them.

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talldean 6-Apr-09 9:02am
You forgot one. I'm a software engineer who takes code from an offshore development team, reports back that it's useless, and is tasked with repair and maintenance of the codebase they shipped us. Whereas I don't think this particular job function has a name, I don't think it's uncommon, either.
rttech82 8-Apr-09 5:58am
Wow, it all kind of makes sense to me it does! RT www.anon-tools.cz.tc
brothermfc 8-Apr-09 7:42am
Why don't the maleware hunters just disable images on their browsers? For videos don't enable flash? Seems pretty obvious although I'm not a computer expert so I don't know if disabling images would be stopping any malware attached to images from loading onto their PC's, that is if malware is attached to images ever.

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