Apple iPhone 4 fiasco: Can you hear us now?

Consumer Reports says the iPhone 4 is broken. Will a product recall salvage Apple's suddenly tattered reputation?

The inevitable anti-Apple backlash has begun. And I have to say it's been mighty fun to watch.

Earlier this week, Consumer Reports pulled its recommendation of the iPhone 4 after its tests determined there is indeed a problem with the phone's external antenna. Even better, it's called for Apple to recall all 3 million iPhone 4s out there and fix the problem -- a solution that could cost between $900 million and $1.5 billion, depending on whose estimates you believe.

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So Steve Jobs was right: You were holding it wrong. (Also, you're using your mouse the wrong way. And they don't like that tie you're wearing, please change it.)

Instead of sucking it up, admitting there was a reception problem, and offering to make amends, Apple tried to pull a stupid PR trick by claiming the problem was in how the phone displayed signal strength -- because, apparently, Apple believes we are all nitwits.

Honestly -- what would it cost Apple to mail out free rubber "bumpers" to all its iPhone customers? About $45 million, per RBC Capital Markets analyst Mike Abramsky -- or a lot less than what it's costing in bad PR right now. If Apple had done that from the get go, we'd all be talking about something more interesting right now, like Lindsay Lohan or those Russian spies.

Of course, if you have a little duct tape, just slap it on the lower-left corner of the handset and you're good to go. Or you could take this alternate route to a solution by dumping your Jesus Phone into the nearest circular receptacle and getting an Android model.

InfoWorld's Galen Grumman says the iPhone 4 reception problems could be Apple's Waterloo, and I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about the ABBA song. Now everyone else is piling on.

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