Meanwhile, there's Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg, who engaged in a sweaty, evasive, totally unconvincing interview with Walt "Billy Goat" Mossberg and Kara "The Swish" Swisher at the All Things Digital confab. Kara actually made him take off his hoodie because he was perspiring so much.
Facebook has yet to issue a damage-control apology for a) its reckless data practices, b) Zuckerberg's sweatiness, or c) his hoodie. However, there is no truth to the rumor that Zucky has been signed to star in a series of new Axe Dry antiperspirant ads [video].
We finish with our favorite CEO bad boy, Steve "The Mad" Ballmer, the grandmaster of fear, uncertainty, doubt, and excessive bodily fluids (FUDEBF). At that same confab he admitted Windows Mobile is in fifth place in the smartphone platform market, but failed to acknowledge that number four is "other." He also called the Apple iPad "just another PC." Ouch. At least he didn't call it just another Windows PC. That would have really hurt.
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