Cringeworthy CEO candidates Microsoft missed

In Satya Nadella, Microsoft played it sensible. Here are the Ballmer successors we tech wags wanted to make our Redmond-flogging jobs a little easier
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Cringeworthy CEO candidates Microsoft missed

Discussion, speculation, uncaring frivolity -- it's all fair game when it comes to assessing Microsoft's choice of Satya Nadella to replace Steve Ballmer as CEO. How might Nadella right the Windows wrongs? What kind of voodoo will Redmond haters perform to hex the new head honcho? What should be the street name of the new ruler of the evil empire?

But the real question on everyone's lips: Who would have Cringely hired? After all, years of being head public Microsoft scourge has given me unique insights into how Microsoft should be run for our best whipping-post amusement. Here's the short list of who should have been chosen, organized in descending order of "Cringely viability."

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