When I was in high school, I was studious and made good grades, but I was somewhat of a clown, especially in Spanish class.
The fact that my Spanish teacher assigned me the name “Guido” only enhanced my comedic gravitas, and I milked it for all it
was worth -- especially when Mr. Goodwin called on me in class, playfully saying the name “Guido” in the same tone that Jerry
Seinfeld made famous a few years later when he uttered “Newman” on his show. No one appreciated my clowning like the girl
who sat behind me in Spanish class. Although she was always a dependable partner when we had to pair up on assignments in
class, I never took the time to look beyond her superficial qualities. She was all glasses and goofiness -- until she came
back for junior year. The glasses and goofiness had miraculously vanished and the dates were plentiful.
As we get older, the amazing summertime personal reinventions that were so commonplace during high school summers are replaced
by two-week vacations from corporate life where we’re lucky to just get a mild sunburn and only a 3-pound weight gain. When
we get back to work, we tend to do our work in the same old ways, with the same old tools, year after year. There is no long
summer pause to give new perspective on previously familiar things, and the hidden marvels of the tools we use day in and
day out no longer shine through their mundane shells -- but office epiphanies are still possible. I recently found that hiding
behind the evil, ugly Excel stepsisters known as SUMIF and COUNTIF was the mysterious hidden beauty of Excel: pivot tables.
(Incidentally, most sources agree that the concept that ultimately became pivot tables in Excel has its roots in the long-defunct
Lotus Improv product.)
I have been using Excel for as long as I can remember. I’ve done my InfoWorld budget with the same Excel spreadsheet for the past four years, and I’ve kept track of my monthly expense forecasts while
hardly giving Excel more than a glance beyond the immediate task at hand. I’ve shunned even the simplest formatting, typing
my headers in all caps instead of simple bolds and underlines.
During the past several months, I’ve been working with our sales team to put the final polish on a migration from a proprietary
Lotus Notes-based system to Salesforce.com, leveraging its Office Edition to dump numbers into Excel for more detailed analysis.
At times, the project has been like doing open-heart surgery on the business itself. When dealing with critical sales information
and producing reports that cut to the heart of business operations and strategy, a CTO must operate the IT scalpel with determined
precision. Useless piles of sales numbers are as close to death as IT can get in a business. That’s where the often-neglected
Excel pivot table can magically save the day.
The absolutely essential Excel: The Missing Manual defines pivot tables as “just a convenient way to build intelligent, flexible summary tables -- nothing more, nothing less.”
But after becoming a pivot-table master, I am firmly convinced that the world’s biggest problems can be solved with well-conceived
pivot tables. Sometimes we become obsessed with buying new products to solve a pressing problem instead of looking at how
we can leverage the ones right under our noses. I wish I could adequately explain pivot tables, but you’ll need to study the
manual to reach pivot-table nirvana. All I can say is, “Pivot tables, where have you been all my life?”