You know, I was almost about to buy a newspaper the other day, but I decided against it at the last minute. Also, I thought about having a slice of pizza and a Coke for lunch, but I had a salad and some Perrier instead. That's news, isn't it? Isn't that what you read about every day in the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal -- things that almost happened but didn't?
Oh, and by the way, Apple is in late stage negotiations to buy Twitter, but only if Google doesn't buy them first. Pass it on.
Siegler goes on to say:
But my favorite part of the InfoWorld piece has to be how hard it is to navigate the author’s clear contempt for blogs amid InfoWorld’s in-content ads (made to look like content) and ridiculous page break after a whopping five paragraphs.
Say what you like about TechCrunch, but at least we don’t pull that nonsense on our readers. Classy column there, Cringely.
First, InfoWorld's content management system also drives me nuts. (Sorry, guys). Even worse than the pagination is that damned ad that covers half the screen and plays video of some talking head whenever I accidentally roll over it with my mouse. I hate that.
Second: Just to clarify, I'm a blogger, not a programmer. I don't work in the engine room. I'm up on the third deck, throwing bread at the seagulls, so blaming me for InfoWorld's CMS is like blaming you for the annoying bits in WordPress or the fact I can't leave comments on your Tumblr page.
Trois: I know you're a blogging god and everything, but did you notice the little button at the bottom of every entry that says "Print"? Click it and something miraculous happens -- the entire blog post is on one page, without most of those "in-content ads" that bother you so much. Aren't the InterWebs amazing?
Finally, I don't have "clear contempt for blogs." I read blogs. This is a blog. I have clear contempt for TechCrunch -- and really, not even TechCrunch so much as Michael Arrington.
By and large, I think TechCrunch's reporters do a good job of reporting breaking news, though they tend to get a little too breathless sometimes. But Arrington, he's an -- what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah -- asshat.
The speculative reporting from sources that are never identified. The bombastic prouncements based on what appears to be pure speculation. The lectures on journalism "ethics" from someone who's been trained in neither. The justification of hacking in pursuit of a story. The crowing about transparency from a site that's probably the most opaque news source on the Web. There are too many examples to link to them all. Just Google it.
Here's what I'd like to know, MG: What qualifies as a rumor worth publishing? How many anonymous sources does TechCrunch require before it publishes a story, and how does it vet them? Do its sources have vested interests in the stories they give TechCrunch? Does TechCrunch even know? How do we know? Has TechCrunch ever printed a retraction for a story that proved false, the way legitimate, mainstream, tragically unhip news organizations do?
It's possible the answers to all of these questions are out there on the Web. If so, I'd love to see them. Until then, I think the hat is on the other ass.
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This article, "More on AOL, TechCrunch, and my 'contempt' for blogs," was originally published at InfoWorld.com. Follow the crazy twists and turns of the tech industry with Robert X. Cringeley's Notes from the Field blog, and subscribe to Cringely's Notes from the Underground newsletter.